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Long

A strapping, strong, young man. Knows how to use his flippers. Can outrun a shark. His name may be Long but his love for women is short, he's gay.
Is that my boyfriend Long?
by Chuck Messerly September 21, 2022
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Longs Lizard Lips

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.
She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!
by Adam Schmoe March 20, 2024
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“YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” is a line said by Jackenstein’s pumpkin as Jackenstein does not say these lines and I hate how people say it’s Jackenstein because Jackenstein and his pumpkins are two different entities. “YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” also comes in a smaller format that being “youre taking too long” said by the mini pumpkins in Jackenstein’s fight.

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG has been used as a punchline of responses towards certain questions by changing the words around or using only specific letters of specific words in the sentence.
1 - YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long

2 - User: “What is 1 + 1?”

Pumpkin: “TOO”
by JadeHarley August 13, 2025
mugGet the YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too longmug.

Long Dick Energy

Long Dick Energy is when you have pooty-tang slaying confidence, while achieving a hard-on during sex for an extended period of time.
I gots to have that long dick energy to fuck all these bitches tonight.
by PartyMonkey2000 December 30, 2022
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A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine
I have A Long Schlong
by smolcok November 23, 2021
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The Long eaton school

A once great school in Long eaton that has gone downhill over the past few years. it's one of the schools on the worst 100 schools list that had arose a while back.
Person 1: What school you at?
Person 2: The Long Eaton School m8
Person 1: That chavy place? nah m8, errywhere around it is much betta
by Yeet666ImGoingToHell August 26, 2018
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elijah long

Elijah is the hottest dude around and he will make you wet.
Man, Elijah Long has a Long dick!
by 21Pilotsismyfav October 29, 2017
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