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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
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Sugar Donkey

Yo, check out take Sugar Donkey that just walked in...
by BowserLFFL March 15, 2022
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donkey

A sure footed graceful member of the horse family. Donkeys are oft thought to be stubborn but are smart and loving creatures. They excel at this such as jumping and carting but are not as good for western riding as speed is not on their side.
Travis: wow look at that girl jumping that pretty grey horse!
boy: That is a donkey dumb arse! They are more sure footed and are easy to train.
Travis: WOW! that donkey sure moves in an angelic manor.
by donkeyandsheepchick January 1, 2015
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Donkey Tail

when you pull the toilet paper roll out (with out ripping it off the roll), wipe, and leave the soiled toilet paper hanging from the receptacle.
Dude, you left a nasty donkey tail.
by Ndddiej51cvrgf sdfndfgnsdthser December 17, 2018
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Donkey shit

When a persons shit is so brown it looks like a donkey
“DAMMMMNNN! Yo shit looks like donkey shit!!”
by anonymous March 25, 2021
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Donkey fkn

donkey fkn (don•kee fuh-ken)
Used during doggy-style intercourse. from behind, you wrap her hair around your forearm and pull back slightly. Once either of you reach climax, you yell, "HEEEHAWW"

Ex. Long-haired women & men are great for donkey fkn.
by Reya D Bringer September 3, 2020
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The donkey delux

When ur in the whomb and ur moms shit goes through the ambelical cord instead of food
My mom was giving my seven the donkey delux so we gave him up for adoption
by TheWebedShark May 13, 2022
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