Jacob

Absolute sex-god

Jacob killed me with his charm and charisma and 10 metre cock

by JAaob is SEX March 18, 2019

A jacob

To pull a cringe joke is to pull a jacob

Jacob: "that's Squarer than my square body hehehuhuhehe." Other person: you just pulled a jacob"

by You just pulled a jacob July 11, 2025

jacob

a human

its that a human

it must be Jacob

by loki da cat March 10, 2022

jacob

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.

friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back

by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020

Jacob

That boy, that boy, that boy SUS

Jacob likes toes

by NotSusJacob September 30, 2020

Jacob

Big choppa that will rip your girl to bits ps Jacob’s are big tokers wo wo

Jacob big dick

by SpookyfDa5th November 26, 2021

Jacob

A tall, slim, mALE with an annoying as hell voice who walks around looking like freaking slenderman. He's shit at fortnite and always comes 56th. However, he usually uses other peoples victory screenshots and puts them on snapchat to act as if he's amazing at fortnite. In reality, he's not. Jacob is just an annoying thot who prefers to play on minecraft servers and roleplay with his 8 year old pixel friends

Jacob: neeydyshegfrgweuqdsyf

Random kiddo: shut up, you're actually so annoying

by Sir Cunty McCuntface June 6, 2018