purple pinchers

Noah's crabs.

Noah: I've got crabs!
Hannah: Awesome! What type of crabs?
Noah: Purple pinchers!

by myfriendisgettinghermitcrabs November 24, 2023

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Purple

Purple is the last color of the rainbow, it means “I will trust and love you for a long time” ~🐯

I purple you so much!
We will always purple you!

by Joy.kp July 31, 2018

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Purple b**ch

That friend you have that has a thing for older men and has strange kinks and tends to be very a very supportive and excellent friend.

Friend1: hey girrrrl why haven't you replied to text I've been having problems with my bf lately

friend2: sorry, I was pleasuring myself with a buzz lightyear action figure while staring at a recent picture of my professor. But you know that I love you and will always be there for you no matter what💜😘.

Friend1: you purple b**ch😳 . I love you😊❤

by 🤔🤔🥴🥴 May 13, 2020

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Purple headed womb brush

The end of penis

He give me a good clean out with his purple headed womb brush

by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021

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Purple Fweem

An extremely sugary purple drink made by the character Kevin from the Crabgrass comic series. Unofficially known as lean for kids, the high-fructose drank is so potent that it causes any first-timer to scream "FWEEM!" at the top of their lungs.

Kevin: "Check it out. Seven kinds of soda, two cups of sugar, and a whole pack of Brainies™ candy!"
Miles: "It's so THICK!"
Kevin: "I call it Purple Fweem."
Miles: "That's a weird na- FWEEM!"

by therealsemechki January 9, 2024

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