happier than a pig in shit

Background: Coming from the fact that a pig is generally happier in it's own environment - it's own faeces (Makes tastier and tenderer Bacon and Sausages...)
Def: Where one person is extremely happy in the environment they find themselves in

Parachuting into the Playboy hot-tub and finding that their Sun-tan lotion boy is off for the day and they need a new one to oil them up... Expression comes into play when the job is at least 5 mins underway...

by Robert May 16, 2004

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Nigger Jew Bitch Pig

ADJ. A phrase that describes a cop that pulled you over while you were in a drunken mindset.

Cop: Sir may I see your license and registration?
Kyle: Fuck you, you nigger jew bitch pig.

by Johnny S, February 5, 2008

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pig ina poke

1. when you have someone cornered or trapped
2. when someone is in a jam or a mess

Since Lewis got caught sexing up another woman, he's like a pig in a poke!

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

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Iowan Pig clamp

When you and your partner fuck in a tub full of anal fluids and when you're partner climaxes you clamp a bear trap in their tongue and drown them in the tub.

Me: "Me and my mans were doing the sexual activities and then out of no where he Iowan Pig Clamped me until I died"

God: "Chill wit dat shit dawg"

by Keehndog December 13, 2016

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Porky Pig Sex

When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.

After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.

by J Michael. December 5, 2021

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