Long John

Long penis

I gave her my long john

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

The long ones

The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.

"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."

by Spidermin February 5, 2017

7 long dark hairs!

A bald old manne.

PIG!
7 long dark hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024

wong siu long

he is a gay boy love gay with aiden

wong siu long is gay he always gay with aiden

by hdjsmsme November 22, 2021

Long Boy

An at least 14 inch turd.

Perry: Man dude, were you in the bathroom yet today?
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!

by Froggo boi January 22, 2022

Long range hole punch

A gun. Usually used when mentioning guns directly is non-desirable, e.g. when in the presence of potential government agents online.

I built a long range hole punch in my garage the other day.

by wonkire March 5, 2023

long luscious legs

these are long, pale, skinny legs. a person has to be 5,6 or taller to have long luscious legs.

She has long luscious legs.

person 1: wow she is so fast and gorgeous

person 2 : ya that’s ava, she has long luscious legs 😏😏

by laci soade guby November 25, 2020