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mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..
Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.
by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010
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Mark

A british, white boy that is in a relationship with a skinny brown boy named Jordan. He has an heirloom in apex legends, a sister that deserves to burn in the deepest pits of hell for trying to take his mans, and blonde. super small penis and can clap without his hands. pounded by jordan. puts butter on poptarts, putty squad sex man

Here's to the ones that we got
Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories
Of everything we've been through
Toast to the ones here today
Toast to the ones that we lost on the way
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories
And the memories bring back, memories bring back you
There's a time that I remember, when I did not know no pain
When I believed in forever, and everything would stay the same
Now my heart feel like December when somebody say your name
'Cause I can't reach out to call you, but I know I will one day, yeah
Everybody hurts sometimes
Everybody hurts someday, ayy ayy
But everything gon' be alright
Go and raise a glass and say, ayy
Here's to the ones that we got
Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories
Of everything we've been through
Toast to the ones here today
Toast to the ones that we lost on the way
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories
And the memories bring back, memories bring back you
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Memories bring back, memories bring back you
"oh yeah im mark and i want you to fuck me in the ass jordan that lives on East Sherberry LN, 23397 Herpend, New Jersey"
by Quandalious Dingleson July 19, 2022
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St mark the evangelist

Welcome to the worst school you will ever hear about. A school where the class of 2020 has the most fakes in the entire world (especially in one home room where one girl had her nudes seen by every 8th grader last year). Oh and don’t forget a shit faculty. Horrible teachers. Classes that you won’t ever use in your life time. Teachers has shit grading skills. Unfair dress code. And a p.e. Teacher who gives you pedophile vibes
Someone: “what school do you go to”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”
by 1234488382828283 September 14, 2019
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Mark peck

A goofy looking prick who thinks he’s some sort of tough guy
Dude look at that mark peck over there, he couldn’t knock out a wank
by Wally-head November 17, 2018
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Mark H.

Internet poet. Found on TikTok @markmywords12.
“Yo did you see Mark H.’s new poem? That shit was hard asf!”
by defnotmarkh August 4, 2024
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Mark

SUPER HUMAN GOD. SOME MISTAKE HIM FOR ZEUS! People named James are always jealous.
Oh my god! whos that extremely good looking male over there!

Oh! thats Mark! Not James!
by Alpha Male Mark January 11, 2022
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mArk SonBol

likes chicken will literally kill you for chicken. u are not safe if you have chicken. Mark will find you
watch out! mArk SonBol had taken ur chicken
by 12nakedafricans March 2, 2020
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