Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion

Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye

by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023

Josh Hutcherson

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

User 1: I sure wonder what's on my Instagram feed today! I sure hope it isn't another edit of Josh Hutcherson edited to the hit song Whistle by Flo Rida!
*Scrolls down a centimeter before being greeted by Josh Hutcherson edited to the song whistle by Flo Rida*

User 1: *goes insane and fucking dies*

by thechikinman December 11, 2023

Josh Hutcherson Whistle

what the extremely hot and sexy actor josh hutcherson does every day when he sees a woman

oh boy i love josh hutcherson whistle edits!
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know
girl im gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow
you just put your lips together and you come real close
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know

by grienLOF December 12, 2023

Josh

Wow I'm him, I must be josh

I came between the dragon and his wrath, josh moment.

by Thatguyforsua December 13, 2023

josh hutcherson

an average actor who can blow your whistle baby, he disappeared from the screens for a decade and somehow came back and took over my ig/tiktok fyp

bro: can you blow my whistle baby

me: * josh hutcherson*

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by wraithwente December 15, 2023

Josh

Josh is a very loyal friend, almost as loyal as a dog. UNTIL you cross him. You cross a Josh, and he will cross you off his list... for life! Witty, knowledgeable, Josh tends to grasp new concepts with their feet on the ground running. Warning: a Josh may become fiery when talking about politics. There are some words to avoid at all costs when talking to a Josh. These trigger words usually accumulate over the lifetime of a Josh. A Josh can be very strong and handy. A friend that will give you the shirt off his back, unless he thinks you're an idiot. Joshs have little tolerance for stupid people. And don't even get him STARTED on lazy people. It's also worth noting that Josh can become gassy after meals. Joshs tend to be on time always. They do not have respect for anyone who is not punctual! When a Josh gets frustrated, he will just walk away!

That Josh sure is a Wise man!!

by Popcornfart December 1, 2022

Josh

An American guy stuck in a Chinese man's body. He's a handsome man, well spoken, intelligent, but lacks the social charisma to build long term friendship and intimacy. Often finds himself conflicted unable to make decisions and get stuck in mental loops. Likes to blame the world and outside variables and does not like to be held accountable. Will also steal your food if you do not keep an on him.

Josh loves to travel to eastern European countries such as Bulgaria and Albania. Favorite cuisine is Peruvian food.

e.g " My wife's ex husband was a Josh..... I have nothing to be worried about!

by Janzappan December 2, 2022