Turn your mouth into a daycare centre

When a girl is sucking dick and he cums in her mouth

Boy “I’m going to turn your mouth into a daycare centre”

by Mazinator69 September 10, 2020

My name out your mouth

Don't talk about someone when you have no relation to them or are not friends or acquaintances

"Were not mates anymore, you better keep my name out your mouth"

by Cyfer_rhyz May 3, 2021

shit in ur mom's mouth for 50p

the act of excreting bodily waste into somebody's mother's mouth for the amount of 50p or half a pound, or even half a dollar if u are american.

person 1: dude, ur mom is dead!
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha

by chris cringle September 6, 2004

man foot in mouth disease

When a dude says something stupid.

Dude said some really stupid stuff to her- has a case of man foot in mouth disease.

by Jammer2014 January 28, 2014

Floor Squeakin' Mouth Breather

Phrase meaning a large woman or man that is out of breath after only a few steps. Not attractive in the least this person resembles "Jabba the Hut" with legs.

Get a load of that Floor Squeakin' mouth breather going into Old Country Buffett, you can't wash all the parts of that gal.

If that Floor squeakin' mouth breather had a red shirt on he would look like an ugly Kool-Aid. O yea!!!

by Buck Awesome August 27, 2009

dont talk with your mouth full

a phraze used sence the beginning of time for the act in which a girl ( while giving head ) proceeds so say something along the lines of i love you, this is great, smells like beef cakes whatever.

or used in reference to talking while eating at the dinner table bitchy moms oftan use this to discourage kids from spitting mashed patatos at each other while yelling " go broncos "

girl : gobble gobble ( mutters i love you or yada yada )
guy: um dont talk with your mouth full

kid: ( spinage in the mouth ) god this fukin sucks
mom: listen nipple head dont talk with your mouth full

by Daniel-b April 22, 2006

penis in your mouth

The words penis in your mouth is when you have a “one inch wonder” in you mouth.

I’m going to put my penis in your mouth tonight.

by By the person behind you. June 30, 2018