i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

Now I'm gay

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito

Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay

by ThePurpleDoggo May 11, 2020

I'm game

Geeky, white guy speak. Probably came from the racquetball courts of a local YMCA.

"Hey, Todd. Wanna grab a cold brewski after work today?"
"I'm game."
"Alright, bro."

by Shank April 28, 2004

I'm sooooooo fine

A colloquial phrase pioneered by none other than Daniel Park, the record-smashing Fattest Man in Canada. These words are often used in situations when the speaker is anything/everything EXCEPT safe, but they refuse to publicly admit that they are about to get completely boned.

*leaves 86 out of 100 questions on a multiple choice exam unanswered*
"I'm sooooooo fine."

by Chipsachoi December 17, 2018

I'm Such a Libra

Exclaimed by someone of the Libra Zodiac sign when they have difficulty making a decision.

The waiter is coming this way. What will you order?

A Coke, ... or no, wait, an Iced Tea. Or no, they have home-made lemonade. Oh god, I'm such a Libra!

by LukeJes September 5, 2022

Hey I'm morbin' here!

What you say in response when someone interrupts your quality morbin' time

Mom: *turns off TV*
Me: Hey I'm morbin' here!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022