An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
by xccs December 3, 2014

Person 1:Have you been to professor f's class today
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
by Icemagez March 8, 2019

Being yourself no matter what people say; Not changing yourself for accolades or recognition; Doing what feeds your spirit without fear of isolation or rejection.
Celebrating individuality while accepting your wins and losses.
Celebrating individuality while accepting your wins and losses.
by Big Strick July 19, 2022

A strategic double penetration sexual act where you full fist the anal cavity and penetrate the vagina with your member at the same time. The powerful climax creates what is called the Gould where the partner has a pleasure seizure.
by Millarchy August 6, 2022

by •cloudyzzz• August 26, 2021

What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.
F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.
F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."
"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."
"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
