A white girl names emily must be ugly I do not make the rules it is a know fact she probably has big ugly eyes or a nose bigger than the earth if she gets a man they will run away as fast as they can and a emily is annoying and if he name is emily she’s a mistake
Derek: hey man I lost my job today
Aron: really man dam how though?
Derek I saw a emily I was so scared she looked like a beast she was so ugly YUCK! I ran out of there so fast I was faster than the flash
Aron: really man dam how though?
Derek I saw a emily I was so scared she looked like a beast she was so ugly YUCK! I ran out of there so fast I was faster than the flash
by Adrian Sandwich December 14, 2019
Get the emilymug. 
Emily’s are the most beautiful people you will ever meet. They are shy at first but as soon as they trust you, they will be an open book. They will show their crazy side and always tell you things if they bother them. They are very trustworthy and the cutest people ever. If you know an emily, don’t ever let them go because you are lucky. If an emily is your best friend or lover then make sure to never hurt them because it’s likely they have major trust issues! They will never hurt you and won’t let you get pushed about because they care about their friends.
by eco,vintage February 5, 2021
Get the Emilymug. An amazing person, shes beautiful, entertaining, tries to be wholesome, and the first person i ever actually liked. Shes a great friend because she let me suck her blue dick.<3
Me: could i suck your blue dick.
Emily: ofc that's what good friends do.
Random girl: did you hear Emily let Aubrey suck her blue dick, Isn't she such a god friend.
Emily: ofc that's what good friends do.
Random girl: did you hear Emily let Aubrey suck her blue dick, Isn't she such a god friend.
by Aubrey and her Pink Dick September 14, 2022
Get the Emilymug. there are two types of emilys. the "alt white saviour" emily and the goddess emily. I'm talking about the goddess emily. she is one of the best people you will ever meet in your life, she's talented, smart (like REALLY fucking smart) and stubborn as shit. She's strong-willed, kind yet takes no bullshit. If u ever meet an Emily who fits this description, KEEP HER IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER. no cap.
"emily?"
"OOOOH that Emily!"
"OOOOH that Emily!"
by colacats November 23, 2021
Get the emilymug. 
by definitelynotmia July 3, 2021
Get the emilymug.