When you get sloppy drunk and think it'd be real clever to write some irresponsible, hateful, or degrading things on the internet for all to see. This could also include pictures and usually involves a couple of conniving friends.
The drunken mishaps are usually forgotten until a year or so later when someone puts an urbandictionary.com status game on Facebook.
The drunken mishaps are usually forgotten until a year or so later when someone puts an urbandictionary.com status game on Facebook.
Person- I'm a real asshole when I drink sometimes, I can take 'drunk publish' to a whole other level.
Person 2- Pity you usually forget.
Person 2- Pity you usually forget.
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You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.
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Person 2 : you probably don’t remember, you were slam dunk drunk
Person 2 : you probably don’t remember, you were slam dunk drunk
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Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
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