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car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.
Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!
by tblazertn June 14, 2016
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Gateway Drunk

A alcoholic beverage with a low alcohol content consumed innocently without the intent of getting buzzed or drunk. It ends up being the starting point before moving onto hard liquor and the inevitable hangover that will follow.
“Last night I was out for sushi and drank some sake. At some point I moved onto high end vodka and now it feels like a gang of honey badgers had an orgy in my skull before parking a van on it.”

Examples of Gateway Drunk beverages include, but are not limited to: Beer (non IPA), wine, sake, Mike’s Hard Lemonade (and similar products).
by The Snarkass January 14, 2018
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drunk catsup

a shot:

3 parts shitty vodka, 1 part store brand hot sauce

to be taken with an old friend, you must have at least 7 of these each, otherwise it's called, "two bloody vagina-saucers"
Me and my old friend from high school blacked out during a drunk catsup session last night; I don't remember a thing, we'll have to catch up again some other time.
by derpaderpalurkalurkaherca December 5, 2012
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Drunk Makeout

A drunk makeout is not a hookup. Whether you are friends or strangers, making out is a hobby while you are drunk, once you exceed a makeout and go to anything more physical it is then a hookup and no longer just a "DRUNK MAKEOUT"
I had a drunk makeout with Kate last night, but we didn't hookup.
by uhdcuedcueucgeucgbeubvueb November 29, 2020
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Drunk Ho

When you are drunk the night before and Super gung ho about plans the next day but when the next day comes you are not having it.
After 6 whiskeys we say "Let's brew beer tomorrow". Your Homey says "Drunk Ho", because you are both really excited tonight, but tomorrow you are not having it.
by Dariddlah79 November 29, 2020
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im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom
Im posting this while drunk
by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022
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punch-drunk

What you'd likely become if you partook of da Enchantment Under Da Sea's party-libation after Biff Tannen spiked it with booze.
One popular theory about why George McFly had da courage to **punch** Biff Tannen (besides da fact dat Biff was molesting a girl whom George liked a lot) is dat George had unknowingly imbibed a measure of "liquid courage" from drinking **punch** dat Biff himself had whiskey-spiked, making George a trifle **punch-drunk** and thus partially bolstering his normally-wimpy nature and suppressing his conflict-avoidance inhibitions for a while.
by QuacksO August 13, 2019
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