Gold drunk

When one is so drunk they lose all concepts of reality thinking they are in fact a golden god.

What happened last nice Alex was running in the street screaming "I'm a golden God!" at people. He up and got gold drunk

by Golddrunk December 16, 2016

Bohemian drunk

Being just the right amount of drunk that allows you to pursue, academic or artistic endeavors.

I am so Bohemian drunk. Fuck I can’t even stand, but I can read Karl Marx

by Bigslongman May 27, 2025

drunk sheldon

A tall man who walks like an imbecile , is somehow really Rich but is probably a drug addict

Oh lord its drunk sheldon

by Bumfluff4real August 21, 2020

Drunk Faced

To be wasted, shit faced, plastered, etc.

Man I got so drunk faced last night!

by drnkfc January 6, 2011

Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

by BunnySMG February 12, 2015

Drunk

The amazing state of mind where,
You are no longer simply drinking the beer,
You ARE the beer.

omg *intoxicated laughter* i'm drunk lol

by poppity poppins the chicken pi December 21, 2021

drunkness

When someone is to drunk to be able to speak proper English

“He is showing signs of drunkness”

by Benefits Bob June 30, 2018