Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

by bdix02 July 19, 2020

Phone Drunk

When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.

Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!

by Tahun June 24, 2011

Drunk joined

When you join a social media site or a dating app, and you don’t remember what Neil the next day when you get a notification.

I drunk joined Tinder last night. Drunk joined means joining a website while tipsy.

by Big B! January 31, 2020

drunk fighting

when the women gets drunk and decides to fight men that piss her off

oh gosh there she goes again drunk fighting because austin wouldn’t shut his mouth

by feralass54 November 02, 2023

drunk fighting

when the women gets drunk and decides to fight men that piss her off

oh gosh there she goes again drunk fighting because austin wouldn’t shut his mouth

by feralass54 November 02, 2023

Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

by BunnySMG February 12, 2015

drunk slap

A slap on a drunk man's face to sober him up.

he is going crazy, may be he needs to get drunk slapped.

by Elton848798 March 03, 2012