The Moral World Cup is an award given to international cricket frauds, England. They have won this award every year except for 1932-1933, when they used dangerous tactic Bodyline to stop GOAT batsman, Sir Donald Bradman. The name for this award comes from the 2023 Ashes, when World Class fraud Johnny Bairstow left his crease and got stumped by Alex Carey fair and square. Since then England complain about the spirit of cricket, despite World Class English ghost Stuart Broad smashing it to Michael Clarke at first slip and not walking in 2013.
Other characteristics include losing constantly to six time World Cup winners Australia (in all formats), inability to retain the Ashes, winning a fraudulent World Cup final in 2019 (New Zealand are the actual winners), constantly complaining about the spirit of the game and making lame excuses for their poor performances in the 2023 World Cup, (despite Australia playing WTC, Ashes and CWC). England are truly finished but are the only team to ever win the Moral World Cup.
Other characteristics include losing constantly to six time World Cup winners Australia (in all formats), inability to retain the Ashes, winning a fraudulent World Cup final in 2019 (New Zealand are the actual winners), constantly complaining about the spirit of the game and making lame excuses for their poor performances in the 2023 World Cup, (despite Australia playing WTC, Ashes and CWC). England are truly finished but are the only team to ever win the Moral World Cup.
Guy 1: England are so finished, they lost to the sheep farmers, Afghanistan
Guy 2: At least they won the Moral World Cup
Guy 2: At least they won the Moral World Cup
by realistpenduhater November 29, 2023
Get the Moral World Cupmug. Off the alcohol or some type of liquor. Often used in the late nights and after or at parties. Off the sippy cup is the mild version of being drunk rather than being absolutely plastered.
by Cockalino May 1, 2020
Get the Off the sippy cupmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025
Get the Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.mug. The new Yeti and Hydroflask. Every basic white chick has to have it. Overpriced cup that everyone wants for some reason.
White Chick: Have you seen the new Stanley Cups there so cute. Will you get me one, babe?
Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!
Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!
by Verity January 7, 2024
Get the Stanley Cupmug. A phrase used in ultimate frisbee to describe a player who jumps at every chance to be in the cup on zone defense, and sweats that position 24/7, gratuitous layouts galore, feining for blocks, rarely ever actually playing good defense. Typically, they are completely incompetent in any other roles in zone because all they ever do is be in the cup. Interestingly enough they never want to set the mark.
by Crashiewashie July 22, 2025
Get the Cup Demonmug. Cup kiss: two examples
Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: That's ok, you're not ill, are you?
Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: Eww, really?
Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: That's ok, you're not ill, are you?
Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: Eww, really?
by WilliardThe3rd May 22, 2020
Get the Cup Kissmug. by Buttboob January 20, 2017
Get the 7 up cupmug.