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Chicken and Egging

When one creates a rigged scenario or task where in order to complete said task or scenario, you must complete steps A and B. However, you cannot complete step B without completing step A and you cannot complete step a without completing step B, similar to how you cannot have a chicken without an egg and you cannot have an egg without a chicken.
My dad was Chicken and Egging me yesterday! He said I need to get a job but he also said I'm not allowed getting a job. I can't win!
by thomasc02005 January 25, 2022
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chicken boobs

Mom is making chicken boobs for dinner.
by trashykiki December 9, 2018
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Chicken McNuggets

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered a two-piece Chicken McNutsack and they gave me Chicken McNuggets instead. They told me that chickens don't even have nutsacks. Well, they don't have any nuggets to carry in them either! I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
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Chicken shit

Fighting a drunk or dopesick junkie is one of the most chicken shit things anybody (male or female) has ever done. It's a lot like fighting someone who's fallen asleep. Like a bullfighter, a drunkfighter/junkiefighter gets somebody in a weakened state before taking them on. These are the same people who would be quick to jump somebody with 3 friends, but without the extra help would find themselves helpless.
Any chicken shit can fight a drunk or junkie whose mind is somewhere else.

The chicken shit at the road house would get a hard on when he saw a drunk guy getting belligerent, because he thought of the guy as an easy target. His dick would get even harder when he thought of how he would look to the females at the roadhouse fighting the drunk belligerent asshole (even though his buddies couldn't take some of these drunk guys two on one).
by Solid Mantis September 13, 2019
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Chicken string

Pattywack: I dont know man i just cant make her cum with oral
Bubba: bro just find the chicken string and pluck it around!
by Reddick craigy February 1, 2020
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Chicken Scratch

1. an insulting, little amount of money
The bar wanted our band to play 3 hours for chicken scratch. We turned it down.
by sbs1890 November 2, 2021
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