April 29

A BAD BITCH BIRTHDAY🎊🍾

me: HEY, TODAYS APRIL 29 YK WHAT THAT MEANS

them: NO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
me: ITS A BAD BITCH BIRTHDAYYY🍾🍾🍾

by mwuahhhnofucknbars.22 April 28, 2024

April 19th

The day that the sweetest, coolest most beautiful girl was born

Person 1:Did you hear?

Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: It’s April 19th, Cassidy’s birthday

Person 2: omg Cassidy is the sweetest, coolest most beautiful girl ever how could I forget!

by I<3Edgars April 18, 2024

April 8

April 8th is National Show ur GF ur pp day.

Gf: Hey babe, it's April 8th...
Bf: Hard or soft?

by eggzzzzzz April 8, 2024

april 18th

national bully caroline day! the day celebrated every april 18th and is a day of bullying anyone named caroline! have fun and happy national bully caroline day!!

“dude, it’s april 18th you know what that means!” *smashes caroline into locker*

by Parker .-. April 16, 2022

April Fool's Day

The worst day to have a funeral

”When’s the funeral?”
”On the 1st of April.”
”You mean April Fool's Day?”
”Yeah.”
”oof”

by GabrieltheGamer April 1, 2020

April 8

Ivan and Blu day

They can dance and start acreamjng idk

Ivan: Hey its April 8, Blu! happy birthday!
Blu: what
Ivan: STARTS SCREAMING

by Lucky_Fish8 July 16, 2022

april 29th

april 29th it's the high infidelity national day! by taylor mf swift
sorry calvin harris but

You know there's many different ways that you can kill the one you love
The slowest way is never loving them enough
Do you really want to know where I was April 29th?
Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?

by egocentrca May 1, 2023