SIMP

When a man doesn’t spend time with the boys and spends time with his girlfriend.

Joe: Hey dude want to play?
Alex: nah I’m spending time with my girlfriend, I can’t hang out with the boys today
Joe: You SIMP

by Spongabobbo March 6, 2020

Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Brady

Dude your such a simp

by Simp Nation March 6, 2020

Simp

Some mf named Job

That guy over there is a Simp, his name is Job

by Mikerrd March 6, 2020

Simp

Ditching "The boys" to hangout with women

Example : Kolbeinn is such a simp that always ditch "The boys" to get that puss puss

by gfghdg223 March 7, 2020

Simp

Someone idolizing mediocre pussy

Prime example of someone that is a simp is Gray Bennedet Price.

Man, Gray was really simpin last night.
Gray Price is the biggest simp I know!

by Teldrizzle March 7, 2020

Simp

Simp, n. (1) A (shaved/waxed) vagina that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth. (2) An insult directed at a man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table. The insult insinuates a man is a pussy for groveling to women for favor.

The term originated on reddit, and pertains to their adult subreddit, /r/simps, where users on that and other subreddits would insult someone by calling them a "simp."

Yeah, he's a simp. He always buys her dinner, drinks, drives her and her friends around town and she never calls or texts him.

by Slysomulus March 7, 2020

simp

someone (usually a guy) who stays doing the most for a female who doesn't even want him. he tries too hard to impress her whether its unnecessarily blowing his money on her, or "waiting" for her to get out of a relationship, etc. a simp will not even comprehend that he is one because he has put so much value on this female and is desperate to see his efforts pay off. a simp would get rejected and keep trying because maybe she'll change her mind

"This guy I dont even know commented on my post 50 times asking for a chance and posted some video slideshow of my photos"
"What a simp"

by guy_fieri March 7, 2020