One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It

One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It

One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It

by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025

Dylan long shlong

Usually named Dylan Morgan and has ugly friends named max and Omar

Dylan long shlong has a massive shlong

by UGKDylan October 15, 2020

Long Juice

A sexual term that describes longing someone's juice

Gurt: Yo Can I have the Long Juice
Yo: You can have it the long way

by Bihh Unce August 18, 2025

Cade Long

Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY

Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn

by Cooper Raynor May 27, 2019

Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.

Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!

by toddrwod October 2, 2022

Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013

long shorts

A FAT fuck that needs a special desk and thinks he can rap

Dont be a long shorts

by Danman255 May 17, 2018