Organic wank

An organic wank is one that you have without the assistance of pornography. Pretty uncommon in the modern era, it might involve waking up with wood, and having a lazy tug only *imagining* Mia Khalifa rather than watching her online.
"Nah bro, I'm doing No Porn November. Only organic wanking for me."
by Heterococks November 08, 2022
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wank the plank

When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.
Dude, I went to that hippie jam band last night, those guys sure know how to wank the plank, man.
by SmellyHippieJamBandLover March 22, 2015
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Whitstonian Wank

The shameful act of standing on Whitstable harbour, giving yourself a reach around to erect the old rogering tool then dunking your corey in some curry sauce and then scream seagull noises so the birds fly down and peck your little pecker off (you get 1 point for every person who looks, 2 points for spastics and 3 points for the feds)
Roger done too many Gary’s last night and tanged a ‘Whitstonian Wank’ in front of like 20 kids last night, he got nicked for animal cruelty and indecent exposure to underage kids.
by Z Noodle April 06, 2021
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Wank Tag

The act of cumming on to a polaroid picture of a femail
Duuuude I totally wank Tagged Jessica last night.
by Plasma Sonico Boom May 18, 2020
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pile of wank

1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'

2.Someone who is gay

3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
Person 1: "I'm sorry"

Person 2: "no you're not you pile of wank"
by bluebirdpotatoes April 24, 2018
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Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.
Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.
by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017
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