An organic wank is one that you have without the assistance of pornography. Pretty uncommon in the modern era, it might involve waking up with wood, and having a lazy tug only *imagining* Mia Khalifa rather than watching her online.
by Heterococks November 08, 2022
by PotsNPan July 16, 2021
When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.
by SmellyHippieJamBandLover March 22, 2015
The shameful act of standing on Whitstable harbour, giving yourself a reach around to erect the old rogering tool then dunking your corey in some curry sauce and then scream seagull noises so the birds fly down and peck your little pecker off (you get 1 point for every person who looks, 2 points for spastics and 3 points for the feds)
Roger done too many Gary’s last night and tanged a ‘Whitstonian Wank’ in front of like 20 kids last night, he got nicked for animal cruelty and indecent exposure to underage kids.
by Z Noodle April 06, 2021
by Plasma Sonico Boom May 18, 2020
1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'
2.Someone who is gay
3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
2.Someone who is gay
3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
by bluebirdpotatoes April 24, 2018
by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017