Heard A Turd

The act of defecating in a bedroom.

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak

by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022

Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.

Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.

by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017

Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024

Turd

1) A common synonym for Trudeau or Trudeau supporters.
2) A person who cannot speak without including a lie or an insult.
3) A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.
4) Can refer to a person who is distasteful or disgusting, usually of left-wing political ideology.
5) A particularly nasty pile of crap – defecation.
6) An individual or group of individuals who are afraid of truckers and/or protesters.
7) A particularly distasteful Liberal Prime Minister.

My god, the Turd is speaking in parliament today.

by Canadian Truth February 17, 2022

you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 12, 2022

power turd

A turd that exits with such force it sticks to the back of the toilet bowl

Natalie: Why is there a piece of shit stuck to the back of the toilet ?

Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.

Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !

Bill: It was a real power turd.

by cutthecards December 6, 2023

Turd sucker

An affectionate term for your dog who eats poo.

Hey turd sucker, you wanna go for a walk?

by Flyer bird June 14, 2023