The REAL Vesd

Is the smartest being alive. The REAL Vesd's face is very similar to Gigachad's face, some say Gigachad is actually the REAL Vesd's father. The REAL Vesd is considered the rizz god. The REAL Vesd works out 24/7. The REAL Vesd ONLY plays Left 4 Dead 2, nothing else. His dick is 6 inches long when hard, and 3 inches flaccid. REAL Vesd does not use discord alot since he touches grass daily. He also bullies a fat spoiled kid named Jesse sometimes. Pretty based I must say.

"Wow, The REAL Vesd is so cool I wanna be like him!"
"The REAL Vesd is my idol!"

by Andreithegamer70 January 23, 2023

real nigga job

A real nigga job refers to jobs worked in the 60s and 70s in the Deep South such as working in the field and day labor.

My Pops said, “Sitting at a desk isn’t hard work. Try working a real nigga job.”

by 1Luh_Mama October 5, 2023

Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.

amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing

by YAYMANYAY November 2, 2022

real

When you say something is real but it isnt, this is a reference to scams like "Real free money no virus working 2021 no hacks no scam", when it obviously is a scam. (Started in NS)

Guy 1:Wow I just bought a solid gold bugatti car!
Guy 2: Real 2021

by Dawn/ppp September 2, 2021

hyunjins real gf

andrea

hyunjins real gf is andrea

by andrea yeaaaa September 17, 2020

Real Type

The online equivalent of "real talk'

"N31 H0O P0St$ iN 7hI5 T#rE4d iZ $tr8 H-m0"

"Jeah, foreazy.. Real type, dun.. real type"

by Zoeroc XP August 26, 2011

real pitt

is two words that describe a group of lit young people who stands on business and can’t be taken as a joke.

13hunnid block and 0ne4 We some real pitts.

by Heather Ramey November 24, 2021