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A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine
I have A Long Schlong
by smolcok November 23, 2021
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“YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” is a line said by Jackenstein’s pumpkin as Jackenstein does not say these lines and I hate how people say it’s Jackenstein because Jackenstein and his pumpkins are two different entities. “YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” also comes in a smaller format that being “youre taking too long” said by the mini pumpkins in Jackenstein’s fight.

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG has been used as a punchline of responses towards certain questions by changing the words around or using only specific letters of specific words in the sentence.
1 - YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long

2 - User: “What is 1 + 1?”

Pumpkin: “TOO”
by JadeHarley August 13, 2025
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Longs Lizard Lips

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.
She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!
by Adam Schmoe March 20, 2024
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James Long

James Long is a very lonely person, who has no friends.
bro no way your just like James Long
by TheWordGod69 November 18, 2019
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long beach islander

When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.
I had a Long Beach Islander last night at the beach.
by Islander88 July 9, 2021
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Long Last

Can't last long enough to defuse bomb in CS:GO
by Niagra falls231 April 14, 2023
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Long

Someone that is gay
by Wid1 October 19, 2020
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