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spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020
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Mrs. Børek Lady

Mrs. Børek Lady runs the best cantine at the Norwegian University of Life Sciences. She serves Børek every Thuesday and it’s tasy and nutritious.
Students at campus: «ahhh you turn that cantine so nice Mrs. Børek Lady, give me a big soggy børek will ya?»
by Pusen Brede December 10, 2019
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All da ladies luv Leo

If you don't know what this means GO READ PERCY JACKSON AND HEROES OF OLYMPUS!!! It is only a sign to tell all the fan girls of the Riordanverse to love Leo Valdez.
THE DOCTOR IS : in da house baby!
NOW SERVING: ALL DA LADIES LUV LEO
by Blue-Pancakes March 14, 2023
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Lady Rover

A man who drives a Range Rover Evoque, generally a hairdresser or middle aged man unable to afford a proper Range Rover.
That smug Lady Rover drove down the road thinking ‘Look at me, look at me!!’ until he pulled up at the lights next to a proper Range Rover.
by Fizzy Gravy May 6, 2023
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M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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He-lady

A girl that look like a man (has a very man-like body)
Damn, she looks like a he-lady
by Ghostlyryder99 February 26, 2021
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