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Gentlemen's purse

Please do not kick me in my gentlemen's purse.
by anonymous December 14, 2023
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Kentucky Traffic puller

When a guy gets hard and a female come and stretched his dick as long as a traffic light till it bleeds.
My dick hurts so much from that Kentucky traffic puller my girlfriend gave me.
by Skibidilover June 18, 2024
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Mermaid’s Purse

The scrotum of a dog after its testes have been removed via surgical neutering. Merriam Webster and Oxford differ on whether a Mermaid’s Purse that has been refilled with neuticles still qualifies for the definition.
After getting neutered, that previously manly Maltipoo, Sea Bass, is little more than a rabbit, popping around the yard with that Mermaid’s Purse.
by Jeb6720 January 25, 2026
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Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.
"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"
by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025
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AmaZing StrIkes oUf SolsUticE pulUsed RaUiN

AmaZing StrIkes oUf SolsUticE pulUsed RaUiN
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Grandma’s Purse

When two girls scissor with a crème saver candy between their vaginas.

(Curiosity of Dega)
Grandma’s purse is where I walked in on my grandma and her wife swapping crème savers back and forth between their purse
by Talledega Nights October 19, 2025
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