Rissa Pants

Exact definitions of coolness cannot be defined. Scientists believe one single drop of cute from Pants may very well be enough to light the sun...if it should ever go out.

Ratio of cuteness over awesomeness is purely undefinable due to infinite amounts of both.

Most lovable and adorable person that may very well walk the planet.

"That girl has Asteroids in her pocket?!?!
She must be a Rissa Pants."

"Her smile just freakin blinded the guy in the minivan officer! I swear, she's a total Pants!"

Rissa Pants by Ze Rah-Fah March 3, 2009

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Frat Pants

Pants that a girl wears to a frat party to avoid unwarranted advances. Must also be flattering and preferably black.

Dude, too bad that girl was wearing her frat pants the other night.

Frat Pants by annily February 15, 2013

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fanncy pants

a male interested in the female design of clothing and behaviours, often practised are the above named habits. This person is refered to as a faggot, poof, queer, special, jake etc etc. Often can be found putting foreign objects up there anal cavaties.
And likes ufos (anal probes)

"hey there fanncy pants, hows it goin"
"stuper fannks for assking"

fanncy pants by kurt & phill December 16, 2003

house pants

Pants that you wear around the house when you have unwanted company but you dont want them to get jealouse when they see the family jewels just hanging around.

Awe crap! my in laws are staying with us, I gotta wear my house pants.

house pants by Bigg nasty January 18, 2011