meat tug

The act of vigorously and repeatedly pulling on a man's hang-down, usually, until he reaches a cheap climax.

Hot Chick: Hey, how's it goin' stud-muffin?
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...

she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.

by John Koenig December 3, 2007

meat limousine

A name for a long thick meaty penis.

"hey baby, I'm looking to park ma meat limousine in yo garage."

by nockulous December 8, 2007

Meat pile

A pile a dicks

Sam stop make meat piles

by Nigger buttshit December 9, 2019

Piece Of Meat

In ice hockey. A player who was open to receive a pass and was ignored by his teammate and used only to draw defense towards him.

I could have scored that but I guess I’m just a big piece of meat.

by Shaboy Leivo April 26, 2019

meat twinkie

1. a corn dog... the food one...
2. an uncircumcised penis

3. a cock

I dipped my meat twinkies tip in ketchup and ate it all up! Mama would of have wanted to eat that big, juicy meat twinkie with me papa though...

by helblinde September 24, 2016

Meat Poop

n. A term coined by Epic Meal Time to describe any meat based food product in tube form i.g. sausages.

Dude, squeeze out some of that delicious meat poop into my mouth.

by PAYNUS October 26, 2012

meat-feather

Noun: The feathery soft section of pubic hair between your scrotum and anus (gooch).

Verb: To tickle said section.

Noun: Man when you touched my meat-feather, it felt so great!
Verb: When we go home and get hot and heavy, you will meat-feather me.

by aslizzzzle August 17, 2011