March 20th

national give your girlfriend your hoodie day!

bro did you hear? it’s march 20th, give your gf a hoodie day!

by julezxoxo March 20, 2022

March 32nd

A synonym for April 1st. Often used as a thinly-veiled implication of April Fool's Day for those not paying close attention.

That's right! The devs have already stated that they'll be releasing the Zombie Clown gear pack on March 32nd!

by Inlovewithabsol March 21, 2022

March 22

Tell your crush you like them and hang out with them more

Y/n:Hey it's march 22 you know what that means

Her/him: huh
Y/n: ask your crush out day

by I love your step mom March 22, 2022

March 23rd

national beat up Lu day! you can beat up Lu in any way you want.

girl 1 oh it’s March 23rd, time to beat up lu!
lu: yay!
guy 1: * beats lu up *

by coolestkidalive444 March 22, 2022

March 26

People born on march 26 are either really hot or extremely hot and most of the women are fruity

These people are guaranteed to grow up as a milf/dilf

Friend: is your mom born on march 26?
Me: yes
Friend: your mom is a total milf!

by Burn baby burn! March 22, 2022

March 23

Grab your best friend ass however many times

Since today is march 23, I can grab your ass,
March 23 is grab your besties ass day

by i-!-i March 23, 2022

March 24

Kiss your gf/bf on the lips

Thomas: kisses amy on the lips*
Amy: what was that for?
Thomas: it’s National kiss your gf day
Amy: oh yeah I forgot

It’s march 24th go kiss ur gf/bf

by Naruto_2009 March 23, 2022