magical girl bertram

magical girl bertram is a someone with beautiful long blonde hair, big blue eyes and stubble (think glinda as a drag king). he is a beautiful magical anime girl in an american high school drama hiding behind thick glasses and just needs a glow up. then all the boys will fall in love with her but SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS he's a lesbian (single). he doesn't need hrt, hrt needs him. he sprinkles a train of fairy dust everywhere he goes. we all know and love a magical girl bertram.

"omg my friend is such a magical girl bertram. look at him transform!"

by smellerbeller March 17, 2026

Magic Ben

Doing the magic mike and then busting everywhere

I just watched a man hit the Magic Ben

by mcswide February 9, 2025

magicandstunts

the hottest and sexist magician in the whole wide world i want u so bad pls marry me

“hey did you see magicandstunts’s show yesterday”

“yeah, he hot af”

by chivez February 12, 2025

magicalxmisfit

the goat at mcpe and just overall a awesome gal

have you seen the magicalxmisfit palace on skyblock?

no, i've heard it's cool tho

by sillybillyhasabigwilly February 22, 2025

Magic Leaf

The magic leaf IS real fat bald Matt. And so is the key to the mirror prison fat bald Matt. And it exists around the neck of every single person who knows who I am.

Hym "Hey, I would say that the magic leaf IS, IN FACT, REAL. You can TELL someone they need to be more confident and it won't make them more confident. A person can KNOW that they need to be more confident and still not be more confident. People can have material success and still lack the commensurate confidence. BUUUUT... If I can imbue a leaf with meaning... And that leaf increases your level of confidence... Then the leaf IS, IN FACT, magic. Even if you no longer need the leaf after you drain the meaning out of it. It's like a consumable. That's actually a recurring theme of the 'Tales' series. In it, there are herbs you can pick up that grant permanent stat boosts. This is the phenomenon the snake oil salesmen exploit and is the theory behind my absolute favorite spell: ESSENCE LOAN. People use more or less of it (Andrew, Alex, Chris, Destiny, Drew (and now TJ and he might be tied with Chris) in that order) and that is why all of the games and shows are so potent. So... Yeah. I'm not doing what Sam is doing and just attributing meaning to things completely arbitrarily for instrumental use."

Hym Iam used Solarbeam...
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

by Hym Iam March 7, 2025

Magic jelly bean

A birth control pill

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean

by PointDida May 4, 2025

Magic Glizzy

The male equivalent of "voodoo clam." Dick that's so good it makes even the most shut down, women-hating men become entirely dick whipped and craving for more.

Bryce's magic glizzy is so good I not only cancelled girls night three nights in a row, but when he texted "u up" at 2:30am I was already waiting at the door

by WednesdaysSong June 16, 2025