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Pilot Light

A situation where a business lacks management and direction and slowly descends into a shit show.
This business is currently pilot lighting. Imagine how shit all the staff would feel
by Revs May 13, 2021
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Light’s Theory

The Theory is,
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.
Light’s Theory, or Tilgh Theory, is the next universe’s biggest theory’s result at the speed of 4.1 billion.
by Wargom July 2, 2024
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random light

Random Light is when someone randomly starts fucking people in public while wearing Christmas lights so he stands out, they call it a random event
“Wow is he really fucking him in public with Christmas lights? This is a random light”
by PewPewshots November 15, 2017
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Light Dusting

A Light dusting is a sexaul act where a man drags his testicles across a womans vagina when he cannot give her the promise of sex.
I can not give perform tonight, so im giving you a light dusting
by Aserith September 16, 2025
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Red light green light game

A masturbation game played between adults where one person says red light or green light.

The other person male or female masturbates whenever the person has said green light but has to stop when they say red light
Player 2:can we play Red light green light game ?
Player 1:sure!
Player 1: green light

Player 2: begins masturbating

Player 1: decides how Long to wait before saying red light
Player 2: stops
The time between when player1 says red light and green light is up to them it is often played during live streams while player 1 is interacting with people not playing the game
by Rlgl September 8, 2025
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Red Light Warrior

A person who commonly tries to beat a red/yellow light
Tim just ran another red light. He's a red light warrior
by CheesyPoofInthuest April 21, 2018
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the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013
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