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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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Light medium blue

Blue darker than light blue, however lighter than blue!
Though I stripped of my new bedwetted pjs, I was still confined inside my new bedwetted light medium blue K Mart Boxer Briefs, which all I can do is cry and get over being confined inside my new bedwetted light medium blue K Mart Boxer Briefs!
by Turo Fernandez March 30, 2020
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Retardation light

A term used only by the craziest people of the internet when they're losing arguments. Used to indicate that their opponent is supposedly so retarded that they cause others to lose braincells by just being nearby.
Twitter post: 2+5-3*0+6*2 = what? USE YOUR BRAIN NOT A CALCULATOR
Math nerd: 19.
Nutter: Its 12.
Math nerd: No, it's 19 because of PEMDAS.
Nutter: Anything times zero equals zero.
Math nerd: Multiplication is solved first. 3 is multiplied by 0 before it can be subtracted from 2+5.
Nutter: Sure keep shining your retardation light.
by PLMMJ June 12, 2024
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live-light

A person used solely for sex, a LIVE-fleshlight.
Another word for female prostitute.
Someone who's main goal in life is to have sex.
Friend: who was that girl you were with last night?

You: oh nobody, she was just a live-light
by Gray_Brawr October 24, 2017
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light thot

Flirting with everybody instead of dating them
Your a light thot because you flirting with everybody
by Kaeleylassiter March 18, 2022
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Night Light Knight

She is a Story-Seeker streamer who loves discovering different games' worlds. From small indie games to larger titles, her love to fight through, cry, rejoice with and discover all gaming universes.
by YAMEENMV January 14, 2021
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red light vendetta

A prolonged bitter quarrel with or campaign against red lights
The president has a red light vendetta and wants to get rid of all red lights.
by Burgersrlife February 10, 2025
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