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Kevin

A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces
literally no one:
Kevin: I invented lay up.
by Stinky possum December 25, 2022
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Kevin David

Marketing Guru, YouTube Mega Educator, Shopify Expert, Amazon FBA Millionaire, Clickfunnels $10M Club, Honest fun guy.

Kevin David teaches all he knows about erning a living online in his final offering Digital Course Secrets the link is in the tags.
Kevin David may be retiring after only 24months with $10 million in the bank and $1 million a month residual income!! He is releasing one last course.
by Godaddy Dave May 18, 2019
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Kevin

Super sexy,Super hot 🥵 he has a huge 😳smile, he is so hot all the boys fall and get distracted, ppl love him because his feet are so soft like a baby angle and his p… piñata is filled with he most candy, and he is hottttttt. he loves men but he’s not gay, and he only kissed 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 boys so his mom needs to stop plying. also his dog is pregnant…… He’s ganna be a dad 🥳🥳🥳 he also
really hot, and i would kiss him and get lost in his dreamy eyes for days. He’s my daddy, that’s not sus because a said no no homo 😩 he’s super hot also 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Kevin is as hot as shrek 🥵
by Jojo is king November 22, 2021
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Kevin Connor

When you see someone with mouth herpes and knowingly, and or, excitedly engage in mouth to mouth actions. Tongue is not required, but is encouraged.
Oh man she had a huge herpes on her mouth so I kevin connor'd it.
by MW69 June 7, 2023
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Kevin Hart

Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?
Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!
by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024
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Kevin

“Kevin fucking sucks.”
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is something that is bad
Ts video is so Kevin💔
by hudoney April 21, 2025
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