the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it

Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep

by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020

trying to look funny in internet

A person who tries to be/act/look funny in internet are 99% of the time people who use a word or emoji/smiley face in funny youtube videos or in other things.

This is a bit hard to explain but if you could read my mind you would understand what i want to say.

Example:a dude creates a video with the goal of look like a complete troll who draws badly drawn things purposely,in the comment section of the said video a dude says "this...this is art"
Example 2:A try not to laugh challenge or a suposely funny video.a dude in the comment section puts the time set on a part of the video he finds "funny" then he puts a smiley face in order to look "funny",like: Mr.im(not)funny: 05:20 "Yeey" :D. "oh look im trying to look funny in internet"

by MWAsura August 17, 2017

Mental Internet

the suffering from the Alt in Alter Ego by getting crushed by an excavator

Chihiro has problems from Mental Internet

by Armadillo Stomach November 16, 2021

Welcome to the Internet

1. It is a song by Bo Burnham
2. It could also be used to reply to stupid comments, normally on YouTube.

¹ Person 1: Welcome to the Internet
Person 2: Have a look around

² Person 1: Omg guys stop using the 🤓 emoji it's so annoying!!!
Person 2: Welcome to the Internet!

by HERMEEEES_dawling September 3, 2023

Internet Streets

Internet streets: The digital highways where netizens roam, connect, and hustle; a chaotic blend of social media, forums, and websites where everyone’s got something to say, and drama or trends can blow up in a heartbeat.

I heard on the internet streets that the new game release is gonna be epic!

by anonymous July 30, 2024

Achim's Law of the Internet

Achim's Law of the Internet is the rule that anything posted on Social Media by a celebrity will offend someone .

Guy 1 : Man, I'm so done with everyone being offended on Twitter
Guy 2 : That's a good example of Achim's Law of the Internet

by TheCorrectWayToSpell25 December 9, 2020

cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.

1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.

by QuartzEx April 23, 2018