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their in the trees

a phrase used in the vietnam war because the vietnamese loved to hide in trees and snipe soldiers on the ground among other guerrilla tactics
by dandafan May 25, 2021
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tree

mauras numbers: one, two, tree

“hey maura! what’s the third number?”

“tree!”
“hey maura! what’s the third number?”

“tree!”
by peendaddy69 July 8, 2019
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Tree branch

A place where Emo’s “hang” out
Where’s Derek?

He’s hanging with his friends at the tree branch!
by Moosijuici August 17, 2021
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Bouncy Tree

1.Fallen tree overlaying another fallen tree, making the top a bouncy sit for pot smokers. 2. Popular meet up spot for selling drugs. 3. See Back Door
"Yo let's me up a bouncy tree and burn one!"
by KilliePP206 January 5, 2008
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tree

omg is that tree?
by strawberry roses February 23, 2022
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veteran tree

A tree that is epercenced in photosynthesis.
Phill has a veteran tree in his backyard.
by Mrs.Paper Cut July 4, 2021
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Felon's Tree Removal

A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.

He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.

Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
by Double take July 10, 2025
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