a phrase used in the vietnam war because the vietnamese loved to hide in trees and snipe soldiers on the ground among other guerrilla tactics
by dandafan May 25, 2021
 Get the their in the treesmug.
Get the their in the treesmug. by peendaddy69 July 8, 2019
 Get the treemug.
Get the treemug. by Moosijuici  August 17, 2021
 Get the Tree branchmug.
Get the Tree branchmug. 1.Fallen tree overlaying another fallen tree, making the top a bouncy sit for pot smokers. 2. Popular meet up spot for selling drugs. 3. See Back Door
by KilliePP206 January 5, 2008
 Get the Bouncy Treemug.
Get the Bouncy Treemug. omg is that tree?
by strawberry roses February 23, 2022
 Get the treemug.
Get the treemug. A tree that is epercenced in photosynthesis.
by Mrs.Paper Cut July 4, 2021
 Get the veteran treemug.
Get the veteran treemug. A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
by Double take July 10, 2025
 Get the Felon's Tree Removalmug.
Get the Felon's Tree Removalmug.