Ethan

A fat fucking hippo that is the definition of gayness

Ethan is gay

by Redead666 May 15, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is so fucking fine and so fucking mine 😻

Ethan is so fine bro

by ufwlay? May 26, 2022

Ethan

A very sentimental or emotionally unstable person. Is cute, but not hot or handsome. He makes lots of great friends, and will stay with all of them for as long as possible. Hates to leave behind what he has grown to love, and can be shy. Ethans would make amazing friends or boyfriends, so if you have one stay with him. He will always make you smile, and can keep every secret. Love sports, music, sometimes reading, and video games.

1: shit have you seen that new kid?! What is his name?! He hilarious!
2: that’s Ethan.
1: of course! How would I not have know that

by DeadMob1000 (ETAN ROADS) September 26, 2018

Ethan

nevermind ethan is a loner and once i saw him suck off a whole block of blue cheese, BARE MAN THE LAD IS i never want to suck his toes if its the last thing i do

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

He's a very intimate guy with an endless sexual appetite. He can go all night long. HIs penis is 12 inches long and the diameter of a cupcake. His dick tastes amazing.

He is such an ethan

by HotBoiii May 7, 2019

ethan hit

The last hit from a bowl/bong, when everyone else thinks it’s dead, and that last suborn person demands to get one last hit out of it.

“Hey dude, you want the ethan hit?”

“Hold on man, there’s still an ethan hit!”

by BadWolf98 August 20, 2018

Ethan

A guy who is in love with mosquitos. He frequently watches mosquito porn

Yo tyler you're such an Ethan

by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022