by Hdhufdwjhdfjhefuh April 10, 2021

Someone you would want in your life forever. He truly listens and wants the best for you. Once you are close, he is super loyal and won’t let you be stupid. Makes the best jokes when he is comfortable with you. He truly tries his best and still wants to do better no matter what. Wants to make people happy even when it’s messing himself up. I’m proud of you.
by anonymous January 15, 2024

This nigga has a cock bigger than colin and will always be your friend the only bad thing is that he's has Aids which he has received from a women by the name of emily Spain
by Big_fella25 April 5, 2018

ETHAN IS THE COOLEST PERSON KNOWN TO PLANET EARTH. WAIT NO. PLANET EARTH AND THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.
He’s kind and humble (although he does say funny words like “zucchini” and “sidewalk”). His music taste is Kira approved (very good) and he is also pretty good at the guitar :)
He’s kind and humble (although he does say funny words like “zucchini” and “sidewalk”). His music taste is Kira approved (very good) and he is also pretty good at the guitar :)
by Hellooooo :) :) April 15, 2021

by Blainey69 April 21, 2019

by ethanlikesmen123 November 22, 2021

Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.
by born to poop, forced to wipe November 28, 2022
