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Ethan

The kinda guy to secretly dress up as a girl and stick sharpies in his ass
"did you hear ethan sticks sharpies in his ass"
by MaxD2005 May 22, 2023
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ethan andrew lee samuels

a Wđź‘˝
ethan andrew lee samuels is a Winner. he’s a fully fledged W.
by andbfkfbbf May 3, 2022
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ethan

ethans are terrible humans who will make u want to jump In front of a train they are deffintley going to hell they are liars and manipulators and thwy domt care about anyone but there self
"that's Ethan he's evil as fuck! he texted my whole family."
by dictionary duck October 10, 2023
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Ethan Hand

Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.
Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.

Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.
by Rubberback November 26, 2018
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Ethan

The ekitten snatcher / Walking W
You: Yo wheres my ekitten at dawg?
Your friend: I see Ethan w/ ur ekitten right now!
by Very Trustworthy Person August 23, 2023
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Ethan

The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.
I Saw Ethan again at the Gas station.
Ethan owes me money.
by Luxinator November 22, 2021
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Ethan houser

Often described as a narcissist with his charming personality and a way with words he’s depicted as a manipulative person often stereotyped as a ladies man when it comes to him and what he put his mind too it’s barbecue chicken from there, his persona and what he displays to others leaves people in confusion and disarray, no one knows the real him except what he portrays to others, Ethan houser is quite suave most people can’t quite grasp the thought of how he “free balls” life with no medication but why wouldn’t he? In every way he is described as pure perfection having a strong presence in every room he enters, he walks with confidence and his eye contact is folding, the man is a freak in the bed, he’s borderline genius and athletic, he’s the brains and the bronze and boy can he tell a story. He uses his words for a bigger purpose, he takes pride being a villain as being a hero in someone’s story doesn’t quite bring the exhilaration he wants no that he needs, he thrives off hate it brings him to stepping stones he wouldn’t find by himself altogether he has hunger for ambition and self gratification and will stop at nothing to achieve what he desires, he leaves a mark on people that will never be forgotten, others call him crazy they don’t see what he sees for what he sees is something bigger then himself and he will sink his canines into it if it’s the last thing he will ever do. Also he suffers from alcoholism.
Gosh your perfect, but you know not like Ethan houser perfect
by @e12j.2 February 2, 2025
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