hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"

Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT

by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse

Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

by mogacco505 June 16, 2019

If you don't put this is your not nice

Somebody who voted for this to be in this app is someone who will have good luck and is such a nice person

" If you dont put this is your not nice"

#coolbeans

If you don't put this is your not nice

by American brat October 27, 2019

Don't build the evil Nexus

When people are dumb enough to attempt to replicate something horrible in fiction, such as making Squid Game (a show known for its critiques of capitalism and mass killings) or joining Spawnism (a fictional cult made as a message to discourage cult joining).

1: I just built Squid Games!
2: Bro, don't build the Evil Nexus from the book "Don't build the Evil Nexus that kills everyone"

by truth!!!.!...!...!! July 25, 2025

Don't find your mamma in it

Don't dig too deep. Or, save some food for somebody else.

Old folk say that to each other, to keep from scooping up too much from the food bowl in the buffet line.

Woah Man, Don't find your mamma in it!

by Bakey Snakey December 23, 2023

I don't give a div

A catchphrase used by Dave when he gets mad over someone using divs in their web design coursework or outside lectures.

Me: "Dave but I can't submit this coursework without putting a few divs in"
Dave: "I don't give a div!"

by EdgeDefinitions March 6, 2024

Don't Damage yourself December

Don't Damage yourself December (abbreviated DDYD) is a monthly event just as No Nut November or Dick Destroy December. Its ment for people who have suicidal behavoir or perform self harm by cutting theirselves. This is ment to challange those people to stop for atleast one month and possibly longer because it is ment as a kick off month.

Do you participate in DDYD?
Do you participate in Don't Damage yourself December?

by fdanell December 1, 2018