December 3

National masturbation day

Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!

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December 2nd

Today is they day where every student doesnt show up to school to confuse students, spread the news !!

friend 1: yo tomorrow is December 2nd.
friend 2: looks like im not going to school today.

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People born this day are probably bottoms

“I’m a bottom”
“I can tell, you’re born on December 18”

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November 5th is now National "Wear black day"

Everyone has to wear black!

"why is everyone wearing black today?"

Oh! Haven't you heard? It's December 5th!"

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December 3rd is about grab a girls ass and her tits in one day!

"Duude, today is December 3rd, have you made it yet?" "Naah, almost tho. Grabbed Daphne’s ass🤤"

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The day where NO ONE can call you shit

Steve: Hey it's December 3rd do you know what that means

John: yeah the day no one can call you shit

December 3 by Shady Owl December 4, 2019

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National Juice WRLD day Juice WRLD died on this day so evey year on December 8th we will celebrate him

December 8th national Juice WRLD day

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