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Dick City 

Utica, NY

The shittiest place on earth creates the shittiest people on earth. Everyone hates Utica kids, and Utica kids hate everyone in return. It's a shitstorm of assholes, douchebags and of course, dicks.
Dude 1 "Hey, Let's go get drunk in Dick City"
Dude 2 "Not like theres anything else to do there"

Dude 1 "I went to Dick City last night and everyone was really nice"
Dude 2 "Really?"
Dude 1 "No, I got jumped."
Dick City by MotherFixer October 29, 2009

Pity City 

An imaginary destination where everyone sincerely cares about your sad sack story.
Awwww... I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend left you for your sibling. Please allow me to buy you a TS ticket to Pity City where we can sit for hours while I listen to your whole sordid life story of woe. No. Reeeealy!
Pity City by fuzzygreysocks February 8, 2010

Tity City 

when you walk in the back door of your house and get a face full of titties. then when you sit down on the couch there happens to be 4 full gallons of milk on the coffee table.
i got home from baseball and right when i walked in my house i was in tity city!!!
Tity City by Gidat Shit Twisted February 25, 2011

DAB CITY 

It's a really chill place that I visit every morning. Or sometimes I just stay there for days at a time, just kickin' it. Dab City features a torch and countless dabbipoos, loud coughing, and a riggipoo.
Me: Dude are you down to go to dab city in a bit?

Friend: yee, I'll be over in a bit broski!

Me: Don't forget to bring your Dabbipoos!
DAB CITY by Liki Tiki May 18, 2016

new york city

After living in Brooklyn All my life, The only thing I could say is that I would rather live in a trashcan. This is absolutely the worst place in the world for me. I hate every single aspect of this depressing, downfilled, shitty, sacrcastic excuse for a city.
"Children in Africa are starving every day and live on landfill sites"

"Well... at least it's better than New York City.
new york city by Goahgk November 11, 2006

key to the city 

The key to the city opens every door ... Sexual term meaning "two in the pink, one in the stink"; i.e., two fingers inserted into the woman's cooter, and the pinky finger in the butt. The ring finger is kept folded over.

Sadly for the pinky finger, it doesn't get the pink!
Sam gave his girl with the key to the city because she was so awesome.
key to the city by BonesawJr July 14, 2006