April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

by anonymous December 2, 2023

April 18th

National Fade Work at Rick’s Day
Being the last party of the year everyone who works at Rick’s fades their shift this day keeping with tradition

Door guy 1: Hey man what time do you go in tomorrow
Smart/Cool Door Guy: I’m not going, don’t you know it’s April 18th

by PartyPlanner69 April 17, 2024

April 30

Be dumb as hell today because why not. Hehehhee

“Why” “because you killed my dog” “who killed your dog?” “You” “why?” “OH MY GOD” “why?”
Be dumb on April 30 because why not😀

by Cheese balls 101 April 30, 2022

April 20th

The best day of the year

Are you smoking on April 20th

by kayswan659 October 10, 2019

April 10

April 10th is the day you get a bf/gf, if ur bday is April 10 show this to everyone and someone has to ask u out

April person-hey it’s April 10
Random dude-so?
April person-you have to ask me Out!
Random dude-shit ok

by Thebesttloln October 6, 2022

April 9

National women's purge day

April 9
Today is national women's purge day

Disappointment: huh what day is it

Women: national women's purge day

by kermittheseggsyfrog April 19, 2021

April 1

National give your boyfriend head day

You know what day it is tomorrow? No why? its April 1st are you giving your boyfriend head. yawpp

by dooniesbeater March 22, 2023