Half wank

When you start to wank and intend to finish but get unexpextedly interupted during the act and are not able to finish your wank.

Frank was wanking of in his room but suddenly realized that he left the stove on. He went down to kitchen and put it out. In this process he forgot about the wanking and therefore only ended up with a half wank.

by Aviemore halb wixer March 10, 2018

radcliffe half

The art of promising to save someone something but leaving them with fuck all.

A: Save us half on that ciggy lad
B: Yeah no worries mate save you a radcliffe half
A: What the fuck's that?! Smoking cork here lad

by Sewy 7 September 23, 2022

half-first great-cousin-aunt

Grandparent’s female half-first cousin.

My half-first great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

half baggie

When life becomes shit and your gf becomes lesbian but you got a half baggie of ketamine hanging around.

Dude I got a half baggie of Ketamine!

by Headmanos March 10, 2019

double-half-aunt

1- Half-sister of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Child of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Child of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.
4- Two parents's half-sister.

My double-half-aunt is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

Half life friend

A friend that known for half of your life

Aiden and John are both half life friends of mine.

by Ironman99 October 15, 2022

Half chat.

Two definitions here. Half chat going at half speed...not full chat as in flat out.
Secondly ..any sort of darkie or shitskin crossed with a white person.

Look at that darkie half chat on the pushbike...he mustn't have stole it , he's only going half chat.

by Ihate pakis January 7, 2024