A man who predominantly prefers to have receptive anal sex (bottom) with other men, who occasionally enjoys being the insertive partner (top), typically on special occasions.
"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"
by Mattyy89 February 18, 2018
A top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don't want your nice tops filled with hair
by I'm sooo boredOMG July 25, 2017
First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Me: Karen, get this…
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
by Wow bruh August 20, 2021
"A did you see the fight last night?"-Person 1
"yeah, pretty boy Floyd rocked his top!!"-Person 2
Or
"A chill out wit all dat before i rock yo top"-T.J. Booga
"yeah, pretty boy Floyd rocked his top!!"-Person 2
Or
"A chill out wit all dat before i rock yo top"-T.J. Booga
by TJ Gage May 14, 2008
me
by duelicorntufts November 12, 2019
A fast food burger with a miraculous greasy sheen on the top bun, originally disvovered at a McDonalds in Agawam, MA. The result is a rarely experienced level of deliciousness.
Jerry's stressful day gave way to a surprising warming emotion as he removed the burger wrapper and discovered he was sonehow in posession of a true rare grease top.
by TurgidEmergence December 21, 2019
An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.
Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
by Kickolaus Nage October 08, 2021