National Suicide Day

National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger group of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.

Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.

by aternis October 26, 2020

national geographic effect

The desensitizing effect of seeing brown skinned women naked in the magazine. Naked black chicks do nothing for you compared to blonds.

Yeah, she might be cute to some guy but it's like I've seen her before. It's the National Geographic Effect, man.

by fadingtoblack October 14, 2012

National biko day

Its biko day🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳 !!!!!

Somone: Omg its @biko#0826 birthday!!!
Everyone in the world : OMG HAPPY NATIONAL BIKO DAY!!!!!🎉🎉🥳🥳

by cupidty March 1, 2023

National Game day

Skip school and play games all day

Mom:You Ready to go to school
Jimmy:No I'm staying home
Mom:why?
Jimmy: it's National game day

by Stevw November 4, 2019

national fae day

national fae day is everyday cuz why not lol

fae: hi its always my national fae day
others: i know ok

by You Watanabe November 8, 2021

National finger day

August 3rd grab you girl from behind and finger that private standing up don’t stop until her legs are shaking and shes begging for mercy

Guy:Babe come here
Girl:why
Guy:*grabs from behind and fingers private *
Girl:why did you do that
Guy:its august 3rd national finger day
Girl:oh yea wanna go again 😏

by Posseum October 15, 2021

National Cat Day

The best time of year, and obviously best time for cats. This wonderful holiday lands on December 25. You must respect this day and treat your kitty cat like a king and queen, or else...

Friend 1: hey speaking of cats, what's the date tommorow?

Friend 2: December 25th, don't you have a phone?

Friend 1: oh! Its national Cat Day! Bye gotta go buy gifts for my dear cat!

Friend 2: ...what?

by DaCatDud September 29, 2021