half-great-great-uncle

My half-great-great-uncle is a good person.
by Gtopql November 24, 2019
Get the half-great-great-uncle mug.

half-great-great-uncle

half-great-great-uncle.
by Zabombini October 05, 2024
Get the half-great-great-uncle mug.

Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.
Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 12, 2021
Get the Happy half hour mug.

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.
Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.
by gregben October 17, 2023
Get the 57 and a half feet mug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025
Get the "They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.... mug.

Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
Get the Half Packed Pickle Punch mug.