A guy who pretends he's been hurt and doesn't have many friends to make you feel sorry for him and hang out with him then you find out he's been sleeping with tonnes of people and just been manipulating and lying to you the whole time.
by KK713 July 18, 2016
Get the Fuck boimug. (Phrase) An act of sticking a penis into a pile of shit.
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by Sophisticated Retard March 17, 2021
Get the fuck that shitmug. Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
Get the may fuckmug. by DrFirewall October 22, 2017
Get the fucking sonmug. When a guy shoves an atomic bomb up a girl's vagina and then the girl suck his dick and spits the cum into his mouth. The guy then spits it into her eyes and blows the bomb up.
by Jdidnsnsns June 13, 2023
Get the The Atomic Fuckmug. Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.
The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.
The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.
Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"
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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"
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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"
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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"
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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"
by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024
Get the satin fuckmug. by dnjdududhs January 8, 2022
Get the How to give a fuckmug.