sam is not thick af
by fghjhgfdfghgfdfghgtfrd January 15, 2020
One of the coolest girls you know, but usually a big slut on campus. Known to be the biggest homie hopper East of the Mississippi
by H8ISMAN January 28, 2017
sam a short asian kid who likes kids younger than him he also really likes mayo,hot sause and penutbutter sammich
he also rarely washes his clothes
he also rarely washes his clothes
by gingerwhoeatsburritos December 13, 2018
When you take such a mean shit the stench it makes will have you puke in your mouth on the toilet or throw up completely.
by xWIXLeo November 15, 2023
He is a god at life sexy huge cock associated with NIGGA named Hugo he did edibles but still a god ❤️❤️
by Nsnnsdd February 01, 2019
Sam a person who will someday give head to spencer shelton because of his great hair. She will never give head to anyone else but spencer and when she does he loves it.
by Sexy modofucer March 18, 2021
A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.
Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
by bean_bomb May 10, 2022