Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.

Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!

by Marine007 December 1, 2022

waffled his copter

a sexual position!
what a couple does to have fun

she waffled his copter all night long

by dillon dibble July 30, 2007

Waffle iron

Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit

“stop being such a waffle iron”

by Eggsalad69 May 15, 2020

Jamaican Waffle

The act of ejaculating several times into a waffle maker and making an abomination cum waffle.

That fucking creep threw a Jamaican Waffle at me!

by Skymaster106 February 28, 2025

Squishy waffle

“A English springer spaniel dog that’s chunky and brown”

hey squishy waffle...

by Doggey January 26, 2021

Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)

Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.

by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016

Waffle

The stuff you eat for breakfast known as waffle!

Man, that waffle was good, bro!

by jackanator38 July 2, 2018