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my long penis

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it
Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time
by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023
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Long shlong

Hey I heard that Jean has a long shlong
by Jigglytits May 13, 2021
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long bacon

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store
by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025
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Long word

A long word is a random mix of letters or words in one word.
Djdjfndbdjdenfjfjdjdnrndkrjjvngudfdpyfgvhc08fluxkgfitdigbchpf59ct8f6f6yfyffyfygubihcs4s4bigutv.
That's an example of a long word another one is:
Supercalifragilisticexpcalladocios.
by Logybananahead September 16, 2021
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Long neck Stoney

He's a boy who wears stone island A LOT! He literally owns three different pair of hoodies. He's into boys who wear green sweaters. He belongs to some random muslima called S.
'Did you see what he's wearing?'
'OMG! He's such a Long Neck Stoney!'
by SomeoneRandomHahahaLmao November 29, 2019
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mack long

by mack long March 4, 2025
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Long Island meltdown

A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).
My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.
by Maggie The Cat September 25, 2014
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